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Yesterday's News

All the musings that are fit to print

Created on 2002-11-17 18:27:41 (#780445), last updated 2007-12-13

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Name:	Joel Tanzi
Birthdate:	04-29
Location:	Shawnee Mission, Kansas, United States

Bio

I began my life in a box underneath the 93 overpass in Somerville, where my family lived for several years before we moved to New Jersey, which was much, much worse. There I was routinely beaten with wet noodles at school and screamed at by a lunatic second grade teacher who could not be appeased even by offerings of cheese Goldfish. After being investigated by the FBI for a series of mysterious crop circles, I eventually moved to Arizona, where I befriended a one-legged Cuban refugee who had a seemingly endless supply of limericks at his disposal. After contracting some gnomes to ghost write his memoirs, I later hired them again to write this bio, which a carefull reader will see contains at least half the truth.

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